Dear Wendy's

The Wendy's logo

How do i love thy Frosty? Let me count the ways:

oh, wait! It's 10 past 10; your dining room's open days.

The window-person tells me that i must have a car.

Oddly enough we're right downtown — the transport hub's not far...

and next to it a foot mall, a round-the-clock locale.

It makes one wonder who you serve, your late night clientele.

You must see all the traffic walking past your door...

"No shirt, no car, no service" ... is it ... 1994?


(With apologies to the letter 'a')

Wendy's dining policy describes the Pick Up Window hours and then, in small print, says that walk up customers are not allowed in Drive-thru windows
But seriously, is it a "Pick Up" Window or is it a "drive-thru" window? Regardless, a bike rider is not a "walk up" customer. Bicycles are regulated by law independently from pedestrians.